What is this?
A very serious website about a very serious problem.
The Problem
Medical residents are highly educated adults who have somehow forgotten how to do basic human things like eat vegetables, sleep more than four consecutive hours, or exist outside a hospital. They've traded their twenties for a beeper and a student loan balance that resembles a phone number.
The Solution
Adopt a Resident. Not literally — they won't fit in your apartment and they're terrible at house training. But you can reach out, send encouragement, drop off snacks, or just let them know someone out there appreciates that they're keeping people alive on two hours of sleep.
How It Works
- Browse our available residents.
- Find one that speaks to you — maybe you share a specialty interest, a hometown, or a mutual understanding of sleep deprivation.
- Reach out via whatever contact info they've shared.
- Be a nice human. That's it. That's the whole thing.
Are You a Resident?
Want to be listed? Great. Reach out and we'll get you set up. You control what contact info you share — or share nothing and just enjoy the validation of having a public profile. No judgment. We know you're tired.